The Adventures of Bat Ted - chpt 1

If I was Super Ted I would be a bear. When bad guys shoot me I would die and I would come alive again. I live in a jet plane. I would eat meat and fruit and fish fat and vegetables. My real name is... Can you guess what my real name is? Bat Ted! I can breath under water. I have a submarine too. It is awesome. I have a big TV and Play Station. I have a gun.